The Glass Slipper

Matthew + Mary + Suri = Awesome

Sat, 15 Sep 2012 15:43:24 -0400

Downton Abbey returns to airwaves — at least British airwaves — on Sunday, and I, for one, could not be more grateful. It’s been a long, lowbrow summer. (“Call Me Maybe”? More like kill me maybe.)

Downton moves fairly swiftly through time, so, Mr. Fellowes, in case you need to cast Matthew and Mary’s heiress daughter anytime soon (and I surely hope you do, because come on), I respectfully suggest the following:

When my friends say "hubs" or "hubby"

Tue, 11 Sep 2012 11:00:14 -0400

This might be my new favorite tumblr.

myfriendsaremarried:

Photo

Mon, 13 Aug 2012 12:57:04 -0400

Downton Abbey meets Mean Girls. itscourtneyall: YES.

Sun, 29 Jul 2012 21:26:09 -0400

Downton Abbey meets Mean Girls.

itscourtneyall:

YES.

The reason I watched RHONJ.

Thu, 05 Jul 2012 20:13:40 -0400

The reason I watched RHONJ.

You’ve Got Mail.

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 00:00:01 -0400

You’ve Got Mail.

Carole Middleton: Oh, your daughter married a doctor? How...

Wed, 13 Jun 2012 13:30:31 -0400

Carole Middleton: Oh, your daughter married a doctor? How nice.

katemiddletonforthewin:

Mrs. Middleton would like to wish all the mother’s out there a Happy Mothers’ Day. No, really. Good for you.

when someone doesn't understand my sarcasm

Sun, 06 May 2012 20:22:55 -0400

Jennifer Lawrence is my favorite.

coffeeandprocrastination:

WHEN CALL ME MAYBE COMES ON ANYWHERE

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 13:52:16 -0400

Duh: When “Call Me Maybe” comes on anywhere.

wheningeorgetown:

When I see my crush out in public

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 11:26:11 -0400

This cracks me up and I don’t know why.

whatshouldwecallme:

Why isn’t YM magazine still...

Sun, 15 Apr 2012 17:03:01 -0400

Why isn’t YM magazine still around?!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

BARBARA, I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU. HE WAS JUST SITTING THERE ON THAT BRANCH LIKE HE WAS DOING IT A FAVOR AND I WAS SO BUSY STARING AT HIM I FLEW RIGHT INTO THE MULBERRY BUSH.

I KNOW! RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH! I WAS MORTIFIED!

I’M TELLING YOU, IF YM MAGAZINE WAS STILL AROUND I WOULD HAVE SUCH A SUBMISSION FOR THE SAY ANYTHING COLUMN. I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M SUPPOSED TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC AFTER THIS.

Sigh, Matthew Crawley. surisburnbook: Apparently, Dan Stevens...

Wed, 11 Apr 2012 11:58:09 -0400

Sigh, Matthew Crawley.

surisburnbook:

Apparently, Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey has a pregnant wife.

I refuse to accept than anyone in the Downton cast lives in modern times, or that Matthew Crawley’s baby might be a ginger.

(Terrified look) No, I don’t have a boyfriend.

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 19:35:38 -0400

(Terrified look) No, I don’t have a boyfriend.

The Downton Games: The odds have not been in my favor today.

Thu, 29 Mar 2012 16:10:44 -0400

The Downton Games: The odds have not been in my favor today.

Jennifer Lawrence should be our third roommate.

Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:29:48 -0400

I second this.

itscourtneyall:

Jennifer Lawrence and I ~~Should~~ Could be Pals (exhibit a):

“I’m kind of a home body, so I was stressing out one time about movies and that I won’t be able to go out to dinner. I won’t be able to go to a bar and just hang out. But then, I’m always lying to get out of those things anyway, so now I just have an excuse. ‘I can’t go; I’m famous’. ” —The Sun

Oreo s’mores… these might be the best things...

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 19:39:40 -0500

Oreo s’mores… these might be the best things ever.

sasquatchbooks:

Happy Birthday, Oreo!

In honor of Oreo’s 100th birthday, try CakeSpy aka Jessie Oleson’s recipe for S’moreos from her decadently sweet cookbook, CakeSpy Presents Sweet Treats for a Sugar-Filled Life. Oreo+Marshmallow=YUM!

This might be my new favorite song. Plus it’s a video with...

Tue, 21 Feb 2012 13:19:47 -0500

This might be my new favorite song. Plus it’s a video with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale… you know you love it! It’s kind of addictive.

“Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen

Downton Abbey - Valentine’s Day style ;) cbenjamin: Dead...

Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:03:56 -0500

Downton Abbey - Valentine’s Day style ;)

cbenjamin:

Dead ass, these are funny as hell.

I changed my mind… I don’t want to be part of your...

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:33:59 -0500

I changed my mind… I don’t want to be part of your world.

Hunger Game trailer! I might have teared...

Thu, 02 Feb 2012 22:25:04 -0500

Hunger Game trailer! I might have teared up.

itscourtneyall:

zap2it:

‘Hunger Games’ trailer released: Watch the Super Bowl spot now

Woo! Now I don’t have to watch The Super Bowl!