when someone doesn’t understand my sarcasm
Jennifer Lawrence is my favorite.
Why isn’t YM magazine still around?!
BARBARA, I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU. HE WAS JUST SITTING THERE ON THAT BRANCH LIKE HE WAS DOING IT A FAVOR AND I WAS SO BUSY STARING AT HIM I FLEW RIGHT INTO THE MULBERRY BUSH.
I KNOW! RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH! I WAS MORTIFIED!
I’M TELLING YOU, IF YM MAGAZINE WAS STILL AROUND I WOULD HAVE SUCH A SUBMISSION FOR THE SAY ANYTHING COLUMN. I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M SUPPOSED TO GO OUT IN PUBLIC AFTER THIS.
(via itscourtneyall)
Sigh, Matthew Crawley.
Apparently, Dan Stevens from Downton Abbey has a pregnant wife.
I refuse to accept than anyone in the Downton cast lives in modern times, or that Matthew Crawley’s baby might be a ginger.
(Terrified look) No, I don’t have a boyfriend.
(via yeahodair)
The Downton Games: The odds have not been in my favor today.
(Source: the-downton-games)
Jennifer Lawrence should be our third roommate.
I second this.
Jennifer Lawrence and I
ShouldCould be Pals (exhibit a):“I’m kind of a home body, so I was stressing out one time about movies and that I won’t be able to go out to dinner. I won’t be able to go to a bar and just hang out. But then, I’m always lying to get out of those things anyway, so now I just have an excuse. ‘I can’t go; I’m famous’. ” —The Sun
Oreo s’mores… these might be the best things ever.
Happy Birthday, Oreo!
In honor of Oreo’s 100th birthday, try CakeSpy aka Jessie Oleson’s recipe for S’moreos from her decadently sweet cookbook, CakeSpy Presents Sweet Treats for a Sugar-Filled Life. Oreo+Marshmallow=YUM!
This might be my new favorite song. Plus it’s a video with Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Tisdale… you know you love it! It’s kind of addictive.
“Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen
